Some outstanding citizen tagged our house Friday night. This exterior wall is around the back of the house, so they had to really want to do this and walk up the driveway, into the back yard and step over some bricks I dug up last year.

To all graffiti artists, taggers and scumbags: If you’re going to scrawl your demonic hieroglyphs on our house, try to make them look sweet. And, be original will ya? Don’t just barf up your name. I mean, how many CeCe’s do you think are in the phonebook? I’m guessing not many. I will find you, CeCe. I will find you.

If this happens to you, and you live in the Portland area, you can report it online at the Office of Neighborhood Involvement. Now, let’s see…where did I put my gun?