Oh boy, it must be mid-May because the ants are back. This is the time of year when my reluctant inner Buddhist collides with my reluctant inner genocidal maniac and I have to pick my ant poison.

Well, two years running Terro brand liquid traps are the best. The ants eat it, take the poison back to the group and spread it around. These are the interior packs and they have an outdoor version too, which I used last year. Just place them in the path of the ants and the deed is done.

Kinda sad and gross.